Liar’s Dictionary (also known as Fictionary or Balderdash) shows you an obscure English word with five definitions. Four are forgeries; only one is real. Your job: pick the truth. The naive approach — pick the one that “sounds right” — works about 30% of the time (slightly better than random 20%). With the heuristics in this guide, success rate jumps to 70%+.
The single best heuristic: pick the boring one
Real dictionary entries are written by lexicographers whose job is precision, not entertainment. They’re clinical, short, and bland. Forgeries try too hard — they include vivid examples, surprising backstories, or “narrative” etymology details. When in doubt: pick the most boring option.
Tells of forged definitions
- Too narrative. “Originally used by 14th-century French poets to describe…” Real dictionaries don’t tell stories.
- Overly precise dates or origins. Real etymologies say “Middle English” or “Latin”; fakes invent specific dates and locations.
- Parallel structure across definitions. If five definitions all start with similar grammatical patterns, an LLM probably wrote them. Real definitions are individualized.
- Helpful tone. Forgeries try to teach. Real definitions don’t.
- Convenient connection to the word’s sound or appearance. If the definition seems “designed” to fit the word, it probably was.
Tells of real definitions
- Short. Most real entries are under 20 words.
- Boring. No flourish.
- Specific to the word’s technical domain. Real obscure words are usually obscure because they’re technical — legal, biological, archaic. Definitions reflect that.
- Sometimes anti-climactic. “A small bird native to…” — if it sounds like it could be filler text in a textbook, that’s a real-definition signal.
The etymology heuristic
Real word origins follow specific historical patterns:
- Latin roots tend to give precise technical definitions (anatomy, law, science).
- Greek roots give scientific or philosophical terms.
- Old English roots give short, concrete, everyday words.
- French via Norman conquest gives words about food, court, fashion.
If a definition’s claimed etymology contradicts the word’s apparent root structure, it’s likely fake. A “Greek”-rooted word that’s defined as a medieval-French legal term is probably a forgery.
How to train your instinct
Read dictionary entries casually. 10 minutes a week of reading random Merriam-Webster or OED entries calibrates your “real-sounding” instinct. After a month, you’ll spot forgeries faster than you can articulate why.